Seriously. That was a terrible idea. I had to stop mid-post. I thought I was ready because I was getting really good at texting and searching things on google, but apparently it doesn’t translate as well.

Anyway, things I have learned since being home:

1. Central time is kind of annoying. All the good shows come on way too early, day or night. Particularly Frasier. This makes it hard to go to sleep.

2. I like Sex and the City. I have to admit it now. I’m watching it when it’s on TV, not just when Lizard or Sammy rents it. No good.

3. My new fake girlfriend has replaced my old fake girlfriend. Also, I need to move to L.A.